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Our hero is a guy who seems angry and bitter, but deep down, he's just ... very sensitive. Very, VERY sensitive. Dan can't get past the small things that bug us all, those things most people just deal with. He takes everything REALLY personally, and he'll stop at nothing to make sure he settles the score—even if his win is pointless. Even if it costs him more than he gets out of it.

Meet the Characters

  • Elise
  • Dan
  • Chris
  • Don
  • Mr. Mumbles
  • Elise Sr.